Is Floyd Collins a good musical? Is a raccoon in a tuxedo “good” formalwear? Depends on the wedding. Similarly, Floyd Collins—a musical about a man trapped in a cave, a media circus, and existential despair—isn’t exactly Mamma Mia! But if you’re into bluegrass ballads, claustrophobic metaphors, and stories that make… Read More »Floyd collins reviews: did this cave explorer unearth a 5-star tragedy or just really rocky yelp karma? (spoiler: the bats are chatty)

Where to Buy Ottawa Senators Tickets: Your 2023-2024 Sens Ticket Guide The Official “No, Seriously, We’re Legit” Options Your first stop should be the Ottawa Senators’ official website, where you can buy tickets without wondering if the seller’s username is “DefinitelyNotAScamBot2003.” It’s like buying vegetables directly from a farmer, except… Read More »Sens tickets: can a beaver predict the score? the untold saga of hockey, maple syrup and seats hotter than a timbit’s dream

What is the mask called that Ghost wears? Behold, the Skull Balaclava—a name that sounds like a rejected heavy metal band but is actually the official moniker of Ghost’s face-hiding masterpiece. This isn’t your grandma’s knitting project. It’s a stitched symphony of intimidation, blending “I’ll haunt your dreams” aesthetics with… Read More »Ghost mask: why your laundry needs one (and other undead skincare mysteries)

What are the symptoms of the new virus going around? The Usual Suspects (But Make It Weird) Let’s start with the classics, but imagine they’ve been hijacked by a screenwriter with a vendetta against normalcy. You’ve got your sneezing, but it’s not just *achoo*—it’s a full-body convulsion that sounds like… Read More »The current virus going around: why are we all suddenly obsessed with sneezing llamas? (and is it secretly training zombie pigeons?!)

Who is the resident of the 100 acre wood? Picture a neighborhood where the HOA fees are paid in honey pots, existential dread, and unbridled chaos disguised as “adventures.” Welcome to the 100 Acre Wood, a mossy utopia ruled by a squad of anthropomorphic oddballs who’d make even the quirkiest… Read More »Hundred acre wood resident’s nyt confessional: “i stole the honey—and i’d do it again”