{"id":1088,"date":"2025-05-06T01:40:42","date_gmt":"2025-05-06T01:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/buzzfeed.html"},"modified":"2025-05-06T01:40:42","modified_gmt":"2025-05-06T01:40:42","slug":"buzzfeed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/buzzfeed.html","title":{"rendered":"The Buzzfeed rabbit hole: 37 things you didn\u2019t know about sentient toasters (number\u00a012\u00a0will\u00a0haunt\u00a0your\u00a0brunch\u00a0forever)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Buzzfeed<\/h2>\n<h3>Where \u201cWhich Potato Are You?\u201d Is a Valid Life Question<\/h3>\n<p>If the internet had a <b>chaotic-neutral aunt<\/b>, it\u2019d be Buzzfeed. This is the realm where *\u201c27 Cats Who\u2019ve Seen Things\u201d* sits comfortably beside *\u201cHow to Adult: Paying Taxes Without Crying.\u201d* Need to know if your personality aligns more with <b>a haunted Victorian doll<\/b> or <b>a slightly stale bagel<\/b>? Buzzfeed\u2019s quizzes have you covered\u2014because nothing says self-discovery like answering *\u201cPick a candle scent\u201d* to determine your Hogwarts house.  <\/p>\n<h3>Listicles: Because Paragraphs Are Overrated<\/h3>\n<p>Why read a novel when you can absorb information via <b>bullet points and GIFs<\/b>? Buzzfeed\u2019s listicles are the Swiss Army knives of content:  <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>\u201c17 Times Penguins Became Your Spirit Animal\u201d<\/b> (spoiler: it\u2019s all the time).<\/li>\n<li><b>\u201cThe Definitive Ranking of Cereals That Definitely Didn\u2019t Ask For This.\u201d<\/b><\/li>\n<li><b>\u201cHow to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse, According to a Medieval Peasant.\u201d<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It\u2019s like Wikipedia\u2019s caffeine-addicted cousin decided to <b>rewrite history using emojis<\/b>.  <\/p>\n<h3>Tasty Videos: ASMR for Hungry Procrastinators<\/h3>\n<p>Buzzfeed\u2019s Tasty division exists to make you feel both <b>inspired and inadequate<\/b>. Watch a 20-second video of a <b>rainbow grilled cheese<\/b> being crafted by hands moving at light speed. Suddenly, you\u2019re convinced *you* can do it\u2014until your kitchen resembles a melted crayon box. Pro tip: if the recipe involves \u201cjust 3 ingredients!\u201d and <b>a blowtorch<\/b>, maybe order takeout.  <\/p>\n<div class='global-div-post-related-aib'><a href='\/news\/wirecutter-gardening.html' class='post-related-aib'><div class='internal-div-post-related-aib'><span class='text-post-related-aib'>You may also be interested in:<\/span>&nbsp; <span class='post-title-aib'>Unexpected heroes &amp; garden fails even your succulents judge! the definitive (and slightly unhinged) guide<\/span><\/div><\/a><\/div>\n<h3>News That Feels Like a Group Chat Gone Wild<\/h3>\n<p>Buzzfeed News? More like *\u201cHere\u2019s a Pulitzer Prize-winning investigation sandwiched between \u2018Why Do Dogs Side-Eye Us?\u2019\u201d* It\u2019s journalism, but make it <b>vibe-check the universe<\/b>. You\u2019ll cry over an expos\u00e9 on climate change, then immediately click *\u201c31 Bath Mats That Low-Key Look Like Celebrities.\u201d* Balance? Never heard of her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buzzfeed Where \u201cWhich Potato Are You?\u201d Is a Valid Life Question If the internet had a chaotic-neutral aunt, it\u2019d be Buzzfeed. This is the realm where *\u201c27 Cats Who\u2019ve Seen Things\u201d* sits comfortably beside *\u201cHow to Adult: Paying Taxes Without Crying.\u201d* Need to know if your personality aligns more with a haunted Victorian doll or&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/buzzfeed.html\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Buzzfeed rabbit hole: 37 things you didn\u2019t know about sentient toasters (number\u00a012\u00a0will\u00a0haunt\u00a0your\u00a0brunch\u00a0forever)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}