{"id":1972,"date":"2025-05-11T03:19:20","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T03:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/new-action-movies-2025.html"},"modified":"2025-05-11T03:19:20","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T03:19:20","slug":"new-action-movies-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/new-action-movies-2025.html","title":{"rendered":"New action movies\u202f2025: did someone just strap jets to\u202fa\u202fllama\u2026 or is that\u202f90% legally dubious stunts? (spoiler: yes)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div id='video-container' data-video-id='DR-Zxys-hOQ' style='width:100%; height:auto; max-width:587px; position: relative;'>\n<div class='image-video-plugin' style='background:url(\"https:\/\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/DR-Zxys-hOQ\/0.jpg\") center no-repeat; background-size: cover;'><\/div>\n<p>        <span class='youtube-play-button'><\/span><br \/>\n        <noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DR-Zxys-hOQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><\/a><\/noscript>\n    <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>New Action Movies 2025: Release Dates, Trailers, and Must-See Blockbusters<\/h2>\n<h3>Buckle Up, Buttercup: 2025\u2019s Action Flicks Are Here to Replace Your Adrenaline Glands<\/h3>\n<p>Hold onto your popcorn kernels, because 2025\u2019s action movie lineup is like a caffeinated kangaroo hopped up on glitter bombs. First up: <b>\u201cExplosions: The Musical\u201d<\/b> (April 12), a film where every dialogue exchange ends with a detonation. Trailer alert: The Rock wears a tuxedo made of fire. Need we say more? Then brace for <b>\u201cNinjas vs. AI Toasters\u201d<\/b> (July 4), a patriotic saga about breakfast appliances gone rogue. Early leaks show a sword fight with a rogue bagel. <b>Yes, it\u2019s gluten-free chaos.<\/b><\/p>\n<h3>Release Dates That\u2019ll Make Your Calendar Sweat<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><b>\u201cCar Chase on the Moon\u201d<\/b> (Jan 30): NASA-approved nonsense. Trailer drops next week\u2014spoiler: zero gravity, full screaming.<\/li>\n<li><b>\u201cDave\u2019s Midlife Crisis vs. Zombie Dinosaurs\u201d<\/b> (Oct 31): Existential dread meets T-Rex teeth. Tagline: \u201cWhy therapy when you have a flamethrower?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Trailers So Wild, They Should Come With a Waiver<\/h3>\n<p>2025\u2019s trailers are basically adrenaline NFTs\u2014you\u2019ll want to collect them all. Peek at <b>\u201cQuantum Karate\u201d<\/b> (Aug 15), where time travel means punching Hitler *and* your past self. The teaser? A 12-second loop of Jean-Claude Van Damme doing the splits across alternate realities. Meanwhile, <b>\u201cDialogue? Never Heard of Her\u201d<\/b> (March 8) features 90 minutes of Jason Statham grunting at CGI hurricanes. Perfection.<\/p>\n<h3>Blockbusters That Redefine \u201cWhy Not?\u201d<\/h3>\n<p>Save your PTO for <b>\u201cRogue Taxidermist: Stuffin\u2019 Justice\u201d<\/b> (Sept 5), a thriller about a vigilante who fights crime with haunted stuffed animals. Early reviews call it \u201cunhinged\u201d and \u201cprobably a cry for help.\u201d And don\u2019t miss <b>\u201cMatt Damon Gets Lost\u2026 Again\u201d<\/b> (Dec 25), because NASA clearly didn\u2019t learn their lesson last time. Trailer features Matt yelling at a sentient GPS. <b>Merry chaos, everyone.<\/b><\/p>\n<div class='global-div-post-related-aib'><a href='\/news\/fancy-party-nyt.html' class='post-related-aib'><div class='internal-div-post-related-aib'><span class='text-post-related-aib'>You may also be interested in:<\/span>&nbsp; <span class='post-title-aib'>Why did the flamingo crash the fancy party nyt ? spoiler : it brought the quiche\u2026 and the drama !<\/span><\/div><\/a><\/div>\n<h2>2025&#8217;s Most Anticipated Action Films: Cast Reveals, Plot Predictions &#038; Early Reviews<\/h2>\n<h3>1. <i>Explosions: The Explosioning<\/i> \u2013 Because Subtlety Is for Tennis Dramas<\/h3>\n<p><b>Cast:<\/b>  <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Dwayne \u201cThe Boulder\u201d Johnson<\/b> as a retired explosives expert turned sentient firework.<\/li>\n<li><b>Zendaya<\/b> as a rogue AI with a vendetta against confetti cannons.<\/li>\n<li><b>Danny DeVito<\/b> as a morally ambiguous ferret smuggler (trust us, it\u2019s relevant).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Plot leaks suggest a <b>gerbil army<\/b> steals the Declaration of Independence (again), but this time, it\u2019s hidden in a Costco parking lot. Early reviews from test audiences simply say, <i>\u201cIt\u2019s like if Michael Bay ate a whole birthday cake and then directed a fever dream.\u201d<\/i>  <\/p>\n<div class='global-div-post-related-aib'><a href='\/news\/freddie-flintoff-net-worth.html' class='post-related-aib'><div class='internal-div-post-related-aib'><span class='text-post-related-aib'>You may also be interested in:<\/span>&nbsp; <span class='post-title-aib'>Freddie flintoff\u2019s net worth: could he buy a cricket team\u2026 or just a very confused penguin? (we did the math!)<\/span><\/div><\/a><\/div>\n<h3>2. <i>Cyborg T-Rex vs. Moon Nazis: Dawn of the Space Jurassic<\/i><\/h3>\n<p><b>Cast:<\/b>  <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Keanu Reeves<\/b> as a time-traveling paleontologist with a jetpack.<\/li>\n<li><b>Awkwafina<\/b> voicing the titular cyborg T-Rex (because why *not*?).<\/li>\n<li><b>Werner Herzog<\/b> narrating a subplot about sentient bratwurst.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Rumored to feature a <b>zero-gravity kung fu duel<\/b> set to ABBA\u2019s \u201cDancing Queen.\u201d Studio insiders claim the third act involves a <i>\u201cvery polite asteroid\u201d<\/i> that just wants everyone to hug. Early critic hot take: <i>\u201cIt\u2019s \u2018Citizen Kane\u2019 if \u2018Citizen Kane\u2019 had laser eyes.\u201d<\/i>  <\/p>\n<div class='global-div-post-related-aib'><a href='\/news\/indigestion-remedies.html' class='post-related-aib'><div class='internal-div-post-related-aib'><span class='text-post-related-aib'>You may also be interested in:<\/span>&nbsp; <span class='post-title-aib'>Indigestion remedies: why pickle juice, disco naps and arguing with your toaster might just save your stomach (and dignity)<\/span><\/div><\/a><\/div>\n<h3>3. <i>Fast &#038; Furious 27: Vin Diesel Drives Into a Black Hole<\/i><\/h3>\n<p><b>Cast:<\/b>  <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Vin Diesel<\/b> as himself, but with a goatee made of dark matter.<\/li>\n<li><b>Helen Mirren<\/b> as a quantum mechanic who fixes wormholes with a wrench.<\/li>\n<li><b>A CGI Paul Walker<\/b> as a hologram who only speaks in yacht rock lyrics.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Leaked script pages reveal the phrase <i>\u201cfamily transcends the space-time continuum\u201d<\/i> is used 43 times. Early footage shows a <b>sentient fanny pack<\/b> outacting everyone. One anonymous reviewer mused: <i>\u201cIt\u2019s the first movie where the post-credits scene is just Vin Diesel eating a sandwich. And it\u2019s Oscar-worthy.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Action Movies 2025: Release Dates, Trailers, and Must-See Blockbusters Buckle Up, Buttercup: 2025\u2019s Action Flicks Are Here to Replace Your Adrenaline Glands Hold onto your popcorn kernels, because 2025\u2019s action movie lineup is like a caffeinated kangaroo hopped up on glitter bombs. First up: \u201cExplosions: The Musical\u201d (April 12), a film where every dialogue&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/new-action-movies-2025.html\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">New action movies\u202f2025: did someone just strap jets to\u202fa\u202fllama\u2026 or is that\u202f90% legally dubious stunts? 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