{"id":2052,"date":"2025-05-11T13:03:31","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T13:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/oblivion-remastered-cheat-table.html"},"modified":"2025-05-11T13:03:31","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T13:03:31","slug":"oblivion-remastered-cheat-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/oblivion-remastered-cheat-table.html","title":{"rendered":"Psst\u2026\u202fwanna break oblivion remastered? our cheat table unlocks cheese-wheel godhood\u2026\u202fand accidentally resurrected a mudcrab king. (oops.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div id='video-container' data-video-id='qmbUnhk9ilQ' style='width:100%; height:auto; max-width:587px; position: relative;'>\n<div class='image-video-plugin' style='background:url(\"https:\/\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/qmbUnhk9ilQ\/0.jpg\") center no-repeat; background-size: cover;'><\/div>\n<p>        <span class='youtube-play-button'><\/span><br \/>\n        <noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qmbUnhk9ilQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><\/a><\/noscript>\n    <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>How do I enable cheats in Oblivion?<\/h2>\n<p>Ah, so you\u2019ve decided to embrace your inner chaos gremlin and bend the <b>Laws of Tamriel<\/b> like a flimsy pretzel rod. Good news: Oblivion\u2019s cheat console is easier to access than a skeleton\u2019s ribcage during a stress test. Here\u2019s the <i>~magical~<\/i> ritual:<\/p>\n<h3>Step 1: Summon the Sacred Tilde (~)<\/h3>\n<p>While in-game, press the <b>~ key<\/b> (that squiggly little fella above Tab, lurking like a shy wizard). This opens the <b>Console Command Window<\/b>\u2014a realm where you can rewrite reality, one typo-riddled command at a time. If your keyboard doesn\u2019t have a ~, blame Mehrunes Dagon and try Alt+126. Or just move to Cyrodiil.<\/p>\n<h3>Step 2: Speak the Forbidden Words<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><b>\u201ctgm\u201d<\/b>: Become an <i>immortal potato<\/i> (God Mode). Damage? Never heard of her.<\/li>\n<li><b>\u201cplayer.additem 0000000F 9999\u201d<\/b>: Instantly afford a lifetime supply of cheese wheels. Economy = ruined.<\/li>\n<li><b>\u201csetessential [NPC ID] 1\u201d<\/b>: Make that annoying NPC <i>unkillable<\/i>, because suffering is fun.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Step 3: Accept Your Fate (Or Don\u2019t)<\/h3>\n<p>Close the console with another tap of ~ and marvel at your newfound power. But beware: Cheats disable achievements faster than a mudcrab in a philosophy debate. Also, the game <i>might<\/i> judge you. Silently. Like a disappointed grandparent.<\/p>\n<p><b>Pro Tip:<\/b> Save before typing \u201cRAZED\u201d or \u201cKILL\u201d. Accidentally deleting the planet is considered \u201cbad for stability\u201d (and your social life).<\/p>\n<h2>How long is Oblivion 100%?<\/h2>\n<p>So, you\u2019ve decided to 100% <i>Oblivion<\/i>\u2014a noble quest rivaled only by Martin\u2019s desire to not become a dragon-shaped stained-glass mural. How long will this take? Well, strap on your <b>Amulet of Ridiculously Specific Time Calculations<\/b>. According to *How Long To Beat*, completionists average <b>158 hours<\/b>. But let\u2019s be real: that number assumes you\u2019re not easily distracted by stealing wheels of cheese, adopting existential crises in the Shivering Isles, or debating the moral implications of killing a villager just to see if their sweetrolls respawn.<\/p>\n<h3>Breaking It Down (Because Time Is an Illusion, Anyway)<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Main Quest:<\/b> ~30 hours, or 45 if you stop to ask \u201cWhy is Sean Bean here?\u201d every 10 minutes.<\/li>\n<li><b>Guilds &#038; Side Quests:<\/b> Another 50 hours, depending on how seriously you take your role as Head of the Fighters Guild (spoiler: no one else does).<\/li>\n<li><b>Daedric Artefact Shopping Spree:<\/b> 20 hours, plus 5 more to console Sheogorath after you call his Wabbajack \u201ca bit much.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>But Wait, There\u2019s More (Because of Course There Is)<\/h3>\n<p>The remaining 58 hours? That\u2019s for <b>alchemy-hoarding-induced comas<\/b>, getting lost in the woods because a mudcrab looked \u201csuspiciously like a fast-travel marker,\u201d and replaying the Kvatch siege until you accept that maybe <i>Oblivion gates<\/i> are just part of the landscape now. Fun fact: 158 hours is also how long it takes to explain the plot to a friend who\u2019s only played <i>Skyrim<\/i>. They\u2019ll still ask, \u201cBut where are the dragons?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pro tip: If you *truly* want to 100% Tamriel\u2019s most chaotic RPG, add another <b>13.17 days<\/b> to account for NPCs blocking doorways, physics-defying watermelons, and accidental saves where you\u2019re permanently on fire. You\u2019re not \u201cgrinding\u201d\u2014you\u2019re just role-playing someone who forgot what sunlight feels like. By Azura, good luck.<\/p>\n<div class='global-div-post-related-aib'><a href='\/news\/lyndon-arthur-net-worth.html' class='post-related-aib'><div class='internal-div-post-related-aib'><span class='text-post-related-aib'>You may also be interested in:<\/span>&nbsp; <span class='post-title-aib'>Lyndon arthur\u2019s net worth: punching bags or piles of cash? \ud83e\udd4a\ud83d\udcb0 the shocking math behind his boxing fortune (spoiler: it\u2019s not just sweat)<\/span><\/div><\/a><\/div>\n<h2>What is the cheat for giving items in Oblivion?<\/h2>\n<p>Ah, the forbidden art of <i>\u201dsummoning loot from the void\u201d<\/i>\u2014a delicate dance between player and code. To perform this arcane ritual, you must first commune with the <b>Console Command Deity<\/b>. Press the <b>~<\/b> key (or whichever key your keyboard uses to question its life choices), then whisper the sacred phrase: <b>player.additem [ItemID] [Quantity]<\/b>. Replace <i>[ItemID]<\/i> with the numeric soul of your desired item (e.g., 0000000F for gold, because F is for &#8220;fancy cheese hoarder&#8221;), and <i>[Quantity]<\/i> with how many you want\u2014preferably a number that won\u2019t crash your game or summon a dragon made of spoons.<\/p>\n<h3>But Where Do You Find These Mystical \u201cItem Codes\u201d?<\/h3>\n<p>Glad you asked, adventurous hoarder! Item codes are scattered across the internet like skooma bottles in a Khajiit\u2019s trunk. Websites like the <b>Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages (UESP)<\/b> are your treasure maps. Alternatively, type <b>help \u201c[ItemName]\u201d 4<\/b> into the console to summon a list of codes. Just remember: <b>\u201cSweetroll\u201d<\/b> is not a metaphor. It\u2019s a lifestyle.<\/p>\n<h3>Pro Tips for Ethical(ish) Item-Summoning<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Don\u2019t get greedy<\/b>: Spawning 10,000 watermelons might seem fun until your PC becomes a sentient fruit salad.<\/li>\n<li><b>Beware of \u201c00000000\u201d<\/b>: This code is the void\u2019s credit card number. Use it, and reality might uninstall itself.<\/li>\n<li><b>Save first<\/b>: Because Tamriel\u2019s IT department (read: the game engine) doesn\u2019t offer refunds for accidental cheese avalanches.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And there you have it! A cheat so simple, even Sheogorath would nod approvingly while juggling wheels of eidar. Now go forth, fill your pockets with <i>perfectly legitimate cabbages<\/i>, and remember: the real treasure was the existential glitches we made along the way.<div class='global-div-post-related-aib'><a href='\/news\/unscramble-denima.html' class='post-related-aib'><div class='internal-div-post-related-aib'><span class='text-post-related-aib'>You may also be interested in:<\/span>&nbsp; <span class='post-title-aib'>Unscramble &quot;denima&quot; : when &quot;maiden&quot; declared war on denim (and brought snacks) !<\/span><\/div><\/a><\/div><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do I enable cheats in Oblivion? Ah, so you\u2019ve decided to embrace your inner chaos gremlin and bend the Laws of Tamriel like a flimsy pretzel rod. Good news: Oblivion\u2019s cheat console is easier to access than a skeleton\u2019s ribcage during a stress test. 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