Post-meeting to-do\u202flist nyt\u2019s your boss won\u2019t tell you about: 7\u202fsteps to\u202fconquer existential dread &\u202fleftover bagels \ud83d\udcdd\ud83e\udd2f<\/span><\/div><\/a><\/div>\nSo there you have it: Rudolph Muller, the guy who turned \u201cWhy is my internet slow?\u201d into a national conversation. No cape, no fanfare\u2014just a keyboard, a spreadsheet, and an undying love for data speeds. If you see him, offer a coffee. Or a router sacrifice. He\u2019ll know what to do.<\/p>\n
How do I contact MyBroadband?<\/h2>\nMethod 1: Send a digital raven (or just use email)<\/h3>\n
If you\u2019ve misplaced your trained owl or your smoke signals keep getting mistaken for a braai accident, try the *modern* approach: email<\/b>. Send your query to info@mybroadband.co.za<\/b> and pray to the Wi-Fi gods that it doesn\u2019t get lost between the \u201cPromotions\u201d tab and that newsletter you swore you\u2019d unsubscribe from in 2017. Pro tip: Avoid subject lines like \u201cHELP MY CAT TYPED THIS\u201d unless your cat actually has strong opinions about fiber speeds. <\/p>\nMethod 2: Shout into the void (aka social media)<\/h3>\n
For those who enjoy public spectacles, slide into MyBroadband\u2019s DMs on Twitter\/X<\/b> or Facebook<\/b>. Tag them in a meme about load-shedding-induced internet woes, and you *might* summon a response faster than a Netflix buffer. Warning: If you post \u201cFix the internet pls\u201d at 2 a.m., expect replies from fellow night owls debating router brands instead of sleep. <\/p>\nMethod 3: The ancient art of \u201creading the website\u201d<\/h3>\n
Buried beneath the homepage\u2019s 47 ads for VPNs and alien-themed fiber deals, there\u2019s a Contact Us<\/b> page. It\u2019s like finding a R200 note in your winter coat\u2014rare, but glorious. Here\u2019s what you\u2019ll need: <\/p>\n\n- A keyboard (preferably with all the letters)<\/li>\n
- The courage to click past at least three pop-ups<\/li>\n
- A willingness to accept that \u201clive chat\u201d might involve a bot named Kevin who thinks you\u2019re asking about weather in Brisbane<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Bonus: Carrier pigeons (not recommended)<\/h3>\n
Look, we get it. Sometimes you want to send a handwritten letter via drone, homing pigeon, or a very determined tortoise. But unless your message is sealed with wax and a cryptic riddle, stick to the options above. MyBroadband\u2019s headquarters *probably* hasn\u2019t upgraded to avian-based customer service yet. Probably.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Who owns MyBroadband? Ah, the age-old question\u2014right up there with \u201cWho let the dogs out?\u201d and \u201cWhy is my Wi-Fi slower than a sloth on melatonin?\u201d The ownership of MyBroadband isn\u2019t shrouded in quite as much mystery as, say, the Bermuda Triangle or your aunt\u2019s secret lasagna recipe, but it\u2019s still a topic that sparks… Read More »Mybroadband\u202funleashed: why your wi-fi is slower than a snail on a treadmill\u202f&\u202fhow to blame the neighbor\u2019s cat\u202f(!)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2557,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}