{"id":2621,"date":"2025-05-14T08:04:17","date_gmt":"2025-05-14T08:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/lakeside-surgery-lymm.html"},"modified":"2025-05-14T08:04:17","modified_gmt":"2025-05-14T08:04:17","slug":"lakeside-surgery-lymm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/lakeside-surgery-lymm.html","title":{"rendered":"Lakeside surgery lymm: where ducks triage your sneezes and nurses moonlight as paddleboard pros (yes, really!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div id='video-container' data-video-id='VGkpUPf558E' style='width:100%; height:auto; max-width:587px; position: relative;'>\n<div class='image-video-plugin' style='background:url(\"https:\/\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/VGkpUPf558E\/0.jpg\") center no-repeat; background-size: cover;'><\/div>\n<p>        <span class='youtube-play-button'><\/span><br \/>\n        <noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VGkpUPf558E\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><\/a><\/noscript>\n    <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>Who are the doctors at the village surgery?<\/h2>\n<h3>Meet the Misfit Medics of Mayhem (and Mild Ailments)<\/h3>\n<p>The Village Surgery is staffed by a rotating cast of characters who\u2019ve mastered the art of healing\u2014or at least the art of <b>convincing you that nettle rash isn\u2019t actually sentient<\/b>. Leading the pack is <b>Dr. Barnaby \u201cThe Human Stethoscope\u201d Cabbage<\/b>, a man who once diagnosed a sprained ankle by listening to a patient\u2019s kneecap. Rumor has it he\u2019s also <i>obsessed<\/i> with prescribing beetroot for \u201clow vibes\u201d and once tried to X-ray a suspiciously quiet toaster.<\/p>\n<div class='global-div-post-related-aib'><a href='\/news\/chanakya-restaurant.html' class='post-related-aib'><div class='internal-div-post-related-aib'><span class='text-post-related-aib'>You may also be interested in:<\/span>&nbsp; <span class='post-title-aib'>Chanakya restaurant: where the food is so good, even kautilya would approve!<\/span><\/div><\/a><\/div>\n<h3>The Supporting Cast: Oddballs with Otoscopes<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Dr. Penelope Puddlewick-Miggins<\/b>: A former competitive taxidermy enthusiast turned GP, she\u2019ll casually reference her \u201cyears of experience with lifeless bodies\u201d while checking your blood pressure. Specializes in hypochondria (both treating and contracting it).<\/li>\n<li><b>Dr. Reginald Quibble<\/b>: A conspiracy theorist who blames <i>all<\/i> modern ailments on \u201cWi-Fi fairies\u201d or \u201cunder-caffeinated mitochondria.\u201d His cure for the common cold? A strict regimen of yodeling and raw garlic. <b>Do not ask about his \u201cmoon landing rash\u201d theory.<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class='global-div-post-related-aib'><a href='\/news\/concrete-jungle-stv.html' class='post-related-aib'><div class='internal-div-post-related-aib'><span class='text-post-related-aib'>You may also be interested in:<\/span>&nbsp; <span class='post-title-aib'>Concrete jungle stv: can your houseplants survive the urban apocalypse? (spoiler: \ud83c\udf3f\ud83e\udd96 they\u2019re judging your life choices)<\/span><\/div><\/a><\/div>\n<h3>But Wait\u2014There\u2019s a Method to the Madness<\/h3>\n<p>Between Dr. Cabbage\u2019s beetroot evangelism and Dr. Puddlewick-Miggins\u2019 habit of comparing your sinuses to \u201ca well-stuffed ottoman,\u201d you\u2019ll wonder how anyone survives. Yet, mysteriously, the waiting room\u2019s always full. Maybe it\u2019s their <b>24\/7 \u201cTears of Laughter\u201d hotline<\/b> for non-emergencies. Or perhaps it\u2019s Dr. Quibble\u2019s infamous \u201cAlien Allergy Clinic\u201d (spoiler: it\u2019s just hay fever). Either way, they\u2019re <i>your<\/i> gloriously bizarre medical lifeline. Bring snacks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who are the doctors at the village surgery? Meet the Misfit Medics of Mayhem (and Mild Ailments) The Village Surgery is staffed by a rotating cast of characters who\u2019ve mastered the art of healing\u2014or at least the art of convincing you that nettle rash isn\u2019t actually sentient. Leading the pack is Dr. Barnaby \u201cThe Human&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/lakeside-surgery-lymm.html\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Lakeside surgery lymm: where ducks triage your sneezes and nurses moonlight as paddleboard pros (yes, really!)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2622,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2621\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fotobreak.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}