The rivalry<\/b> between seagulls eyeing your poolside fries.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nNow, let\u2019s address the elephant *not* in the tub (because elephants are notoriously bad at sharing). The resort\u2019s hot tub is strategically placed to maximize views of the Gulf, so you can soak while pondering life\u2019s big questions: *Why are palm trees so dramatic? Is that a dolphin or a tourist\u2019s inflatable float?* And most importantly: *How is this water still so perfect?* Rumor has it the maintenance crew consists of spa witches who whisper affirmations to the pH levels. We don\u2019t make the rules.<\/p>\n
Hot Tub Etiquette: Naples Grande Edition<\/h3>\n
Please respect the following:
\n– No interpretive dance routines<\/b> (unless you\u2019re trained in aquatic ballet).
\n– Group singing permitted<\/b>\u2026 but only if your rendition of \u201cMargaritaville\u201d includes a key change.
\n– Turtle sightings<\/b> must be reported immediately. They\u2019re the unofficial hot tub supervisors.\n<\/p>\n
So, to recap: Yes, the hot tub exists. It\u2019s warm, it\u2019s bubbly, and it\u2019s waiting to turn your muscles into overcooked noodles. Just remember to exit eventually\u2014the staff will start to worry if they see you growing gills.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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