When zero-gravity squirrels battled curry-powered kangaroos (spoiler: the space-time continuum lost)
Who will win Game 7 Warriors vs Rockets? The Oracle’s Hot Take (Brought to You by a Magic 8-Ball) If you’re looking for a *normal* prediction, you’ve stumbled into the wrong rodeo. The Warriors and Rockets aren’t just playing basketball—they’re battling on an electrified banana peel floor while the universe… Read More »When zero-gravity squirrels battled curry-powered kangaroos (spoiler: the space-time continuum lost)









