Giggly squad glamour magazine
Welcome to Giggly Squad Glamour Magazine, where we’ve replaced airbrushing with glitter bombs and existential dread with dad jokes. This isn’t your aunt’s *Vogue*—unless your aunt is a chaotic raccoon who hoards sequins and knows 17 ways to style a fanny pack as a “statement necklace.” Our cover models? Mostly pigeons caught mid-strut, photoshopped into tiaras. Why? Because chic is a state of mind, and we’re legally required to be at least 40% nonsense by volume.
Features You’ll *Probably* Remember After the Sugar Crash
- “Is This a Hat or a Salad?” – A deep dive into avant-garde headwear made entirely of kale.
- Horoscopes by a Goldfish – Spoiler: Leo’s lucky number is “flarp,” and Scorpio should avoid stairs (trust us).
- Celebrity Interviews… with Their Pets – This month: A French bulldog critiques his owner’s TikTok dance moves.
Fashion Tips for the Chronically Sarcastic
Our fall collection is all about “business casual meets *I tripped into a craft store*.” Think blazers with elbow patches made of gummy worms, or heels that double as planters (fern not included, but strongly encouraged). Pro tip: If anyone questions your outfit, just whisper, “*It’s a metaphor*,” and slowly back away. Bonus points if you’re holding a rubber chicken.
DIY or Cry Trying
This month’s craft project: Turn your existential crisis into a bedazzled mood board! Supplies needed: 3 glue sticks, a jar of existential dread (we know you’ve got one), and 12 pounds of glitter. Warning: Your therapist may bill you extra for this. But hey, at least your tears will sparkle now. ✨
Find Giggly Squad Glamour Magazine in the “probably a fire hazard” section of your local newsstand, or wherever sarcasm is considered a love language. Subscription comes with free confetti—*we’re not sorry*.
