Will the gym bunny pump iron or hunt eggs this easter? 🐰🏋️♂️🥚 (spoiler: we’re open… mostly)

Gym Group Easter Opening Times 2024: Full Holiday Schedule & Hours

Easter: a time for chocolate eggs, questionable bunny costumes, and desperately checking if your gym is open between second helpings of roast lamb. Fear not, flex enthusiasts! The Gym Group’s 2024 Easter hours are here to save you from transforming into a human marshmallow. Spoiler: the dumbbells aren’t taking a holiday, but the opening times might be doing a light jog in place.

When the Gym Becomes an Easter Egg Hunt (But for Treadmills)

• Good Friday (March 29): Doors open, but with slightly shorter hours—think of it as the gym’s version of a “cheat day.”
• Easter Sunday (March 31): Reduced hours! Perfect for squeezing in a workout between egg hunts and explaining to your aunt why you’re “sweating like a renegade carrot.”
• Easter Monday (April 1): Back to business (mostly). Avoid the “Is this a prank?” panic—check your local branch for exact times.

Pro Tip: Don’t Trust the Easter Bunny for Schedule Updates

While Peter Cottontail is busy hiding eggs, The Gym Group’s app will be hiding real-time updates about holiday hours. Fancy that! No cryptic clues or chocolate wrappers required—just open the app, avoid the existential dread of holiday closures, and marvel at how “24/7 access” takes a quick nap on Easter Sunday.

Remember: If you show up to a closed gym, your only workout will be pounding on the doors while muttering about burpees. Save the drama. Check the schedule, embrace the reduced hours, and maybe burn off that fifth hot cross bun. You’re welcome.

How to Plan Your Gym Visits During Easter: Gym Group’s Updated Timings & Tips

When the Easter Bunny Lifts Weights: Decoding Gym Group’s Holiday Hours

So, you’ve decided to swap chocolate eggs for protein shakes this Easter? Brave. But before you deadlift your way through the holiday, let’s crack open Gym Group’s updated Easter timings. Spoiler: the gym isn’t morphing into a giant egg hunt arena (though imagine the cardio potential). Most locations will operate on reduced hours:

• 🐰 Good Friday: Open, but closing earlier than a bunny’s patience for “just one more set!”
• 🥚 Easter Sunday: Some branches shut tighter than a resistance band around a Peep. Check your local gym’s app—*before* you show up in bunny ears.
• 🏋️ Easter Monday: Back to (mostly) normal. Praise the gains gods.

Easter Gym Hacks: Because Squats > Egg Hunts

Planning your workout around family feasts and egg-based chaos? Pro tip: Aim for mornings. Not only will you avoid the post-brunch “I ate three hot cross buns” crowd, but you’ll also have moral superiority at lunch. “Oh, *I* burned 300 calories before you even found the last jellybean.”

• 🚨 Pack snacks: Hide a protein bar in your Easter basket. Swap sneaky chocolate with sneaky gains.
• ⏰ Time your rest days: Use Easter Sunday’s closures as a “forced recovery” excuse. Or do burpees in the garden. We don’t judge.

Surviving the Post-Egg Workout: A Survival Guide

Let’s say you *did* inhale a family-sized Creme Egg. Relax. Gym Group’s showers still work, and judgment-free zones include post-holiday guilt. Hit the treadmill like you’re fleeing the Easter Bunny’s debt collector, or embrace the chaos with a “basket carry” workout (grab a kettlebell, pretend it’s filled with caramel eggs).

Remember: Easter’s about renewal. Renew your gym membership’s purpose, dodge the chocolate *overload*, and maybe—just maybe—burn enough calories to justify that fifth mini egg. You’ve earned it.