Buzzfeed
Where “Which Potato Are You?” Is a Valid Life Question
If the internet had a chaotic-neutral aunt, it’d be Buzzfeed. This is the realm where *“27 Cats Who’ve Seen Things”* sits comfortably beside *“How to Adult: Paying Taxes Without Crying.”* Need to know if your personality aligns more with a haunted Victorian doll or a slightly stale bagel? Buzzfeed’s quizzes have you covered—because nothing says self-discovery like answering *“Pick a candle scent”* to determine your Hogwarts house.
Listicles: Because Paragraphs Are Overrated
Why read a novel when you can absorb information via bullet points and GIFs? Buzzfeed’s listicles are the Swiss Army knives of content:
- “17 Times Penguins Became Your Spirit Animal” (spoiler: it’s all the time).
- “The Definitive Ranking of Cereals That Definitely Didn’t Ask For This.”
- “How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse, According to a Medieval Peasant.”
It’s like Wikipedia’s caffeine-addicted cousin decided to rewrite history using emojis.
Tasty Videos: ASMR for Hungry Procrastinators
Buzzfeed’s Tasty division exists to make you feel both inspired and inadequate. Watch a 20-second video of a rainbow grilled cheese being crafted by hands moving at light speed. Suddenly, you’re convinced *you* can do it—until your kitchen resembles a melted crayon box. Pro tip: if the recipe involves “just 3 ingredients!” and a blowtorch, maybe order takeout.
News That Feels Like a Group Chat Gone Wild
Buzzfeed News? More like *“Here’s a Pulitzer Prize-winning investigation sandwiched between ‘Why Do Dogs Side-Eye Us?’”* It’s journalism, but make it vibe-check the universe. You’ll cry over an exposé on climate change, then immediately click *“31 Bath Mats That Low-Key Look Like Celebrities.”* Balance? Never heard of her.
