Why do Irish support Celtic?
Because Celtic FC is basically Ireland’s favorite Scottish nephew (with a passport full of stamps)
Founded in 1888 to feed hungry Irish immigrants in Glasgow (and also kick footballs), Celtic quickly became a cultural handshake between Scotland and Ireland. Supporting Celtic isn’t just about football—it’s about cheering for a team that once literally kept cabbage soup on the table. Think of it as a long-distance friendship bracelet, but with more scarves and fewer arts-and-crafts injuries.
It’s a rebellion, but with better chants
The Irish have a soft spot for underdogs who stick it to the Man (or, in this case, the Rangers). Celtic’s historical rivalry with *them-from-the-other-side-of-Glasgow* mirrors Ireland’s own love for flipping the script on “traditional” power dynamics. Plus, singing *“The Fields of Athenry”* in a packed pub while secretly imagining it’s a 90s boyband anthem? Pure serotonin.
Other reasons include:
- Celtic’s crest might as well be a four-leaf clover wearing a soccer jersey.
- The team’s green-and-white stripes double as St. Paddy’s Day camouflage.
- Irish fans enjoy arguing about Scottish football as if they’re debating the proper way to brew tea (controversial, but mandatory).
They’re keeping the “global diaspora” on brand
Every Irish family has that one cousin in Boston who thinks they’re “more Irish than the Irish.” Supporting Celtic is a way to cosplay unity across oceans, time zones, and questionable life choices. Whether you’re in Dublin, Donegal, or a pub in Sydney named “The Drunken Shamrock,” yelling at a screen about Celtic’s latest match is basically a right of passage—like learning to curse in Gaelic or burning toast on Good Friday.
Where can I watch the Celtics game tonight?
Your Couch (The No-Pants Zone)
If you’re aiming to watch the Celtics while dressed like a sentient laundry pile, your living room is the MVP. Tune into ESPN, ABC, or NBC Sports Boston for the game. Streaming? Sure, if you remember your ex’s cousin’s Hulu password. Try:
- YouTube TV (for people who still think “buffering” is a yoga term)
- FuboTV (ideal if you also want to watch Icelandic curling later)
- NBA League Pass (unless you’re in Boston, then it’s blacked out because *reasons*)
The Sports Bar That Definitely Has It (Probably)
Head to a bar where the TVs outnumber the patrons. Ask for “the Celtics game” while making unblinking eye contact with the bartender. Pro tip: Avoid places where the “big screen” is an iPad duct-taped to a ceiling fan. Boston-area spots like The Fours or Bleacher Bar are safe bets—just follow the trail of discarded buffalo wing bones and overly optimistic “BEAT L.A.!” chants.
The Forbidden Realm of Dubious Streams
Ah, the dark side: sketchy streaming sites that look like they were designed by a potato. You’ll endure 47 pop-up ads for “FREE ROBUX” and a pixelated view of Jayson Tatum that makes him resemble a Minecraft character. Is it worth it? Only if you enjoy Russian roulette with your Wi-Fi router’s moral compass.
Your Friend Dave’s House (Bring Snacks)
Dave has a 4K TV, surround sound, and a questionable understanding of “personal space.” Text him “Hey, can I come over?” followed by three nacho emojis. Bonus: If the Celtics lose, you can blame Dave’s weird couch vibes. Just don’t mention the time he tried to convince everyone that “Robert Williams is actually a time-traveling warlock.” Some secrets stay in the basement, Karen.
How much is Celtic worth?
Ah, the age-old question: How do you put a price tag on a cultural phenomenon that’s equal parts football club, historical relic, and neon-green merch empire? If you’re thinking “just check Forbes,” hold your enchanted horses. Valuing Celtic is like trying to herd cats—if the cats were also juggling flaming haggis and reciting Robert Burns poetry.
The Football Club: More Valuable Than a Pile of Gold… Coins?
As of 2023, Celtic FC’s estimated market value hovers around £150 million. But that’s just the boring accountant answer. Factor in their trophy cabinet (over 100 titles), their global fanbase (lookin’ at you, Boston Celtics name cousins), and the fact they’re basically Scotland’s answer to a superhero franchise? Suddenly, it feels like we’re shortchanging them by not including a lifetime supply of Irn-Bru in the valuation.
The “Ancient Celts” Discount
Wait, were you asking about the original Celts? You know, the folks who invented knotwork, haunted moors, and probably invented the first “Hold My Mead” challenge? Historians can’t agree, but here’s a loose breakdown:
- 1 mystical cauldron of eternal stew: Priceless
- 1 slightly used Stonehenge (assembly required): £20 million*
- Cultural legacy of inspiring fantasy novels: 12.7 billion Dad Jokes
*Delivery not included. Druid negotiations mandatory.
The Brand: A Neon-Green Money Volcano
Celtic’s real worth? It’s in the merch, baby. From jerseys to garden gnomes with tiny scarves, the club’s brand is a tireless, karaoke-loving cash machine. Add in Champions League drama, TikTok-friendly fan chants, and the collective hope of a million “Quadruple Treble” dreams? You’re looking at a value that’s either £300 million or “enough to buy a private island made entirely of shortbread.” Depends who’s holding the calculator—or the magic wand.
So, final answer? Celtic’s worth is whatever you’re willing to trade for it. Your soul? A tenner and a half-eaten packet of crisps? Fair play. Just don’t tell the accountants.
Can I watch Celtic TV on my TV?
Short answer: Yes, unless your TV is a sentient toaster from the year 3023 that only streams intergalactic baking shows. For the rest of us Earth-bound humans with normal-ish TVs, here’s the deal.
Step 1: Locate your TV’s “not a potato” features
- HDMI cables: The ancient artifact that turns your laptop into a TV’s personal chef. Plug one end into your device, the other into your TV, and voilà—Celtic glory in 4K (or at least 480p if your Wi-Fi’s feeling dramatic).
- Smart TV apps: If your TV is smarter than your pet rock, download the Celtic TV app. It’s like Uber Eats, but for goals, groans, and green-and-white melodrama.
- Screen mirroring: Fling your phone screen to the TV like a digital frisbee. Warning: May cause your TV to judge your Instagram habits.
What if my TV is older than a VHS tape?
First, salute its resilience. Then, grab a streaming device—Roku, Fire Stick, or that Chromecast you’ve been using as a paperweight. Hook it up, navigate to Celtic TV, and suddenly your “vintage” TV is cooler than a hipster’s flip phone. Bonus: No need to explain what “Wi-Fi” means to your confused auntie.
Still stuck? Try yelling “Hey, Siri/Alexa, make my TV care about football!” If that fails, resort to the classic method: Stare intently at your screen until Celtic TV materializes out of sheer desperation. (Note: Effectiveness varies. Batteries not included. Consult your cat for moral support.)
