What are all the GTA 5 cheat codes?
So, you’ve decided to trade “playing fair” for “unleashing chaos with the subtlety of a tornado in a trailer park.” Excellent choice! GTA 5 cheat codes are like secret handshakes with the universe—if the universe were a glitchy, hyper-violent theme park run by caffeine-deprived raccoons. Below, we’ve compiled the essentials so you can skip the moral high ground and dive straight into the mayhem.
Need a Lift… or a Tank?
Vehicle cheats are your ticket to automotive anarchy. Why steal a sensible sedan when you can:
- Summon a BMX (1-999-226-348) – For when you want to pop wheelies past a SWAT team.
- Spawn a Buzzard Attack Chopper (1-999-289-9633) – Helicopter parenting, Los Santos style.
- Conjure a Rapid GT (1-999-727-4348) – Because speed limits are for people who pay taxes.
Bonus: Enter 1-999-282-2537 to unlock “Floaty Cars,” a cheat that makes vehicles handle like they’re filled with helium. Traffic jams will never be the same.
Become a Walking War Crime
Prefer violence with a side of absurdity? Weapon and ability cheats have you covered:
- All Weapons (1-999-866-587) – Because shopping is overrated.
- Explosive Melee Attacks (1-999-741-7273) – Slap someone so hard they become a fireworks show.
- Skyfall (1-999-759-3255) – Jump from the stratosphere because gravity’s just a suggestion anyway.
Warning: Activating Invincibility (1-999-724-654-5537) may lead to existential crises. (“Am I a god… or just a glitch?”)
Nature’s Wrath, Now on Demand
Why settle for boring old sunshine? Weather cheats let you cosplay as Mother Nature’s angsty intern:
- Make It Rain (1-999-625-348-7246) – Perfect for dramatic monologues… or hiding tears.
- Thunderstorm (1-999-429-568-7323) – When you need lightning to strike twice (preferably on a cop car).
- Slow Motion (1-999-756-966) – For savoring every frame of your poorly planned heist.
Pro tip: Combine moon gravity (1-999-356-2837) with explosive rounds for a “sci-fi B-movie” vibe. You’re welcome.
Remember, cheats disable achievements—but let’s be real, impromptu helicopter ballet in the middle of a highway is its own reward.
How do I claim $1,000,000 in GTA 5?
So, you’ve decided to abandon your real-life financial goals and pursue virtual wealth like a true modern outlaw. Excellent choice! Claiming $1,000,000 in GTA 5 isn’t as simple as finding a briefcase labeled “FREE MONEY, NO COPS” (though we’ve all tried). Here’s how to pad your digital wallet without getting mauled by a mountain lion or arrested mid-heist.
Method 1: Embrace the Stock Market (or Become a Chaos Goblin)
The Los Santos Stock Exchange is your golden ticket—if you’re okay with exploiting tragedies. Here’s the plan:
- Step 1: Blow up a bunch of Cluckin’ Bell trucks during a mission. Why? Because capitalism.
- Step 2: Invest all your cash in their competitor, Up-n-Atom Burger, before the mission.
- Step 3: Watch stock prices soar as Cluckin’ Bell’s chicken empire crumbles. Profit!
Note: This strategy works best if you ignore the ethical implications of virtual poultry-based insider trading.
Method 2: Rob Everyone (Including Your Friends)
Heists! The classic “get rich or die respawning” approach. Assemble a crew of randoms who may or may not throw grenades at your face, and:
- Tip 1: The Pacific Standard Job pays big, but requires patience. And a helicopter. And maybe therapy afterward.
- Tip 2: If you’re solo, replay the Doomsday Heist and pray your AI teammates don’t “accidentally” set themselves on fire.
Remember: 90% of your cut will go toward buying armored cars to replace the ones you exploded. Such is life.
Method 3: The “Wait, That’s Actually Real?” Strategy
Occasionally, Rockstar drops free million-dollar bonuses like they’re hot potatoes. Check your in-game Maze Bank account if:
- You logged in during a full moon.
- You’ve sacrificed a goat to the GTA Online servers.
- You bought a Shark Card (the least fun option, unless you enjoy feeding corporate overlords).
Pro tip: If all else fails, stalk Lamar until he offers you a suspiciously lucrative “favor.” What could go wrong?
How do you get $100,000 in GTA 5?
Ah, $100,000 in Los Santos—the exact price tag of a mid-life crisis, a slightly used supercar, or 10,000 cans of Sprunk. But how do you stack those digital Benjamins without resorting to actual crime? (We don’t endorse that. Probably.) Let’s dive into the ethically questionable, explosion-heavy options.
Method 1: Embrace the stock market (or Lester’s “advice”)
Want to legally bankrupt a company for profit? Before a main-story assassination mission, call Lester and ask, “Hey, what’s the vibe with Betta Pharmaceuticals this week?” Then:
- 🤑 Invest all your chips in the competing company.
- 💣 Complete the mission (read: sabotage the rival).
- 📉 Watch the stock market crash like a toddler with a sledgehammer.
Profit margins? More like prophet margins—Lester basically hands you a crystal ball. Just don’t question his morals. Or his haircut.
Method 2: Rob every gas station until you hit “$100k”
Sure, robbing a store nets you…$1,500 and a 3-star wanted level. But math is math! If you hit all 20 stores in one sitting (while surviving the LSPD’s increasingly dramatic helicopter cameos), you’ll net roughly $30k. Repeat 3.3 times. Or just accept that this is the discount version of “get rich quick.” Pro tip: Avoid the Cluckin’ Bell restroom. Trust us.
Method 3: Heists (if your crew shows up)
Ah, heists: where planning meets chaos. Assemble a squad of “professionals” (read: a getaway driver who stops for coffee, a hacker who’s 12 years old, and a gunman with a vendetta against pigeons). The Fleeca Job alone pays ~$115k if you skip the hostage-taping etiquette seminar. Just ignore the fact that snacks cost $100,000 in prep work. Priorities!
Still broke? Sell a car. Steal a jet. Write passive-aggressive emails to Maze Bank. Los Santos is your morally gray oyster—crack it open with reckless abandon (and maybe a few rockets).
How to unlock all guns in GTA 5?
Method 1: Embrace your inner raccoon (hoard shiny things)
Guns in GTA 5 aren’t handed out like participation trophies—unless your idea of participation involves carjacking helicopters and outrunning 3-star wanted levels. To unlock most firearms, you’ll need to either:
- Progress the story (spoiler: Trevor’s yoga mission won’t help, but he’ll at least unlock inner peace… and maybe a shotgun).
- Visit Ammu-Nation like it’s a Black Friday sale. Cash rules everything around here, including the “Explosive Sniper Rifle” that costs more than Michael’s therapist bills.
Method 2: Become a walking armory (legally questionable edition)
Some guns are hidden like your dignity after failing a stunt jump. Explore the map with the enthusiasm of a squirrel on espresso:
- Under bridges, in abandoned trailers, or atop skyscrapers (because why *wouldn’t* there be a rocket launcher there?).
- Complete Strangers and Freaks missions—because helping unstable NPCs is the key to unlocking a grenade launcher. Obviously.
Method 3: Cheat codes (the “I’ve got a date with chaos” shortcut)
If patience isn’t your virtue, type in cheat codes like you’re casting spells for the apocalypse. “TOOLUP” showers you with weapons faster than Lamar roasts Franklin. But beware: cheats disable achievements, much like how eating raw cookie dough “disables” your adulting credibility.
Method 4: DLCs and updates (the “I’m here for the meme guns” strategy)
Rockstar loves adding guns weirder than Trevor’s haircut. Unlock the Up-n-Atomizer (a sci-fi toaster that flings cars) or the Rail Gun via heists or Warstock Cache & Carry. Pro tip: sell a few supercars. Elon Musk won’t miss them.
