F Troop Bugler
Ah, the F Troop Bugler—the unsung hero of Fort Courage’s chaotic symphony. While the rest of the troop was busy bumbling through their misadventures, the bugler was there, dutifully blasting out calls that somehow managed to sound both urgent and confused. Whether it was reveille, taps, or the ever-important “charge!” (often followed by a retreat), this bugler’s notes were the soundtrack to the troop’s hilariously inept existence. And let’s be honest, no one ever questioned whether the bugler was on key—they were just happy someone remembered to show up.
- Reveille: Woke the troop up—or at least tried to.
- Taps: Signaled bedtime, though it probably didn’t stop the scheming.
- Charge: The most dramatic call, usually followed by a hasty retreat.
Let’s not forget the bugler’s true superpower: timing. Whether it was interrupting Sergeant O’Rourke’s latest money-making scheme or startling Corporal Agarn mid-snore, the bugler always seemed to know exactly when to blow. And while the troop’s plans often fell apart faster than a poorly built fort, the bugler’s calls remained a constant—proof that even in the wild west of comedy, someone had to keep the rhythm. So here’s to the F Troop Bugler, the one person who could make a trumpet sound like it was laughing along with the rest of us.
