Does Oblivion Remastered Have a Gold Cheat? Exploring the Possibilities
The Eternal Quest for Free Septims (and the Truth)
Let’s cut to the chase: you’re here because you want to buy all the cheese in Cyrodiil without grinding alchemy for 72 real-life hours. Does *Oblivion Remastered* have a gold cheat? Officially? No. Unofficially? Well, the original game had the ~ key of infinite possibilities (RIP console players). But since Bethesda hasn’t even confirmed a remaster exists, we’re left theorizing like the Gray Fox debating tax law.
Original Oblivion’s “Creative Accounting” Methods
If we time-travel to 2006, the PC version let you type “player.additem 0000000f 100000” to spawn a small dragon hoard of gold. Consoles? You were stuck:
- Selling 487 watermelons to the baffled shopkeeper of Skingrad
- Hoarding paintbrushes to glitch through reality (and the game’s economy)
- Becoming a professional NPC pickpocket (until you got caught and the guards demanded your entire net worth)
A remaster *could* patch these, but let’s be real—Bethesda’s charm is 47% bugs, 53% “it just works.”
What If the Remastered Gods Smile Upon Us?
Imagine a world where Todd Howard descends from the clouds, whispers “~” into your ear, and reactivates console commands for all platforms. More likely? Modders will create a “Gold-Spewing Mudcrab” companion within 24 hours of release. Until then, we’re left with existential questions: Is gold *real*? Is this a simulation? Can you bribe a Daedra? The answer to all three is “probably, if you have enough watermelons.”
How to Get Unlimited Gold in Oblivion: Console Commands & Exploits (Original & Modded Versions)
Become a Gold-Hoarding Dragon (Without the Fire Breath)
Ah, gold—the shiny reason you’re still looting urns in ruined crypts instead of touching grass. For the unmodded purist, console commands are your cheat codes from the gods. Crack open the ~ console, type `player.additem 0000000F [number]`, and watch your pockets inflate like a balloon animal at a Daedra’s birthday party. Replace `[number]` with, say, 9999, and suddenly you’re richer than Count Hassildor after a shady tax hike. Pro tip: If guilt sets in, just tell yourself you’re “balancing the economy.”
Exploits: Because ‘Ethics’ is a Silly Word
Why play fair when Bethesda left you these gloriously janky toys?
- The Paintbrush of Infinite Wealth: Stack paintbrushes mid-air to climb into literally any shop’s locked display case. Steal everything. Become a wealthy interior decorator overnight.
- Arrow Duplication: Drop an arrow, grab it, and mash the “confirm” button until your screen looks like a porcupine convention. Sell the extras. Repeat until merchants weep.
Modded Mayhem: Gold, But Make It ✨Extra✨
If vanilla exploits feel too medieval, mods like “Rich NPCs” (Nexus Mods) turn every citizen into a walking bank vault. Install it, pickpocket a single septim, and use the `setownership` console command to claim all their stuff. Suddenly, that beggar you ignored? Secretly Scrooge McDuck. For the truly lazy, “Infinite Gold” mods exist—because why grind when you can right-click your way to avarice? Just don’t blame us when your horse starts demanding a diamond-encrusted saddle.
