Wwe raw recap
WWE Raw Recap
Well, folks, another Monday night, another dose of WWE Raw that left us questioning life choices and secretly loving every minute of it. This week’s episode was like that one relative at Thanksgiving—loud, dramatic, and somehow still entertaining despite all the chaos. Let’s dive into the highlights (and lowlights) because if you didn’t watch, well, let’s just say you missed out on some top-tier theatrics.
The Usos vs. The Judgment Day: Because Family Drama Never Gets Old
The Usos are still trying to figure out if they’re the heroes or the villains, and honestly, same, guys, same. This week, they faced off against The Judgment Day in a match that was equal parts intense and confusing. Why? Because Finn Bálor and Damian Priest decided to bring out the big guns—literally. Let’s just say if WWE ever needs a new tagline, “We’ve got priests with kendo sticks and a lot of unresolved issues” could work.
Rhea Ripley’s Dominance: Because She’s Still Unstoppable
Rhea Ripley is still out here reminding everyone why she’s the best thing since sliced bread (or in WWE terms, since the Attitude Era). She took on some poor soul (bless their heart) and proved once again that she’s not just a wrestler—she’s a force of nature. If she ever decides to retire, she could easily have a second career as a motivational speaker. “You can do anything you set your mind to, unless Rhea Ripley is in the ring. Then you’re probably losing.”
John Cena’s Return: Because Nostalgia is a Powerful Drug
John Cena is back, and so are our feelings. He came out, waved to the crowd, and reminded everyone why he’s still the face of this company (no, really, he said it himself). But let’s be honest, we’re all just waiting for him to body slam someone through the ring again. Until then, we’ll settle for his inspirational speeches and those sweet, sweet “You can’t see me!” taunts. Long live the Cenation leader.
And there you have it—another week of WWE Raw that was as unpredictable as a Monday morning without coffee. Stay tuned next week when we’ll probably see more of the same, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way.
